A Koala eating an apple for lunch, in Perth, Western Australia. [x]It takes a bite and pauses to contemplate its life choices.
Then it realises that it’s a koala and life is basically made because it’s cuddly.
Righteo, another bite it is.

A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him!

I love that Americans have conspiracy theories about 9/11 with their money but Australians just find a way to turn the queen into a whale sucking cock.
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Like if I said, “I’m just going up the road to the servo” would you know where I was going?
Or perhaps if someone said “chuck it in the boot”. Would you understand what we were saying?
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